- 5月5日
- 3 分
ウルトラマンはなぜスペシウム光線をすぐに放たないのか
ウルトラマンは
地球を怪獣から守る宇宙人である。
そのウルトラマンのスーパー必殺技に
「スペシウム光線」というのがある。
大抵の怪獣はこの「スペシウム光線」によって爆破される。
その破壊力は凄まじい。
なのにウルトラマンはギリギリまで必殺技を封印する。
地球上では3分過ぎるとエネルギーゼロになり
ヘナヘナの弱々になるらしい。
だったらさっさと「スペシウム光線」を放って
怪獣を退治すればいい。
それでもウルトラマンはギリギリまで必殺技を封印する。
「あと30秒でエネルギーゼロになります」という
赤いカラータイマーが点滅して
最後の最後、ギリッギリで「スペシウム光線」を放つ。
怪獣は爆破されウルトラマンは空に消えてゆく。
常にこれである。
地球に、それもなぜか日本に
毎週日曜の19：00に怪獣が定期的に襲ってくるのに
ギリギリまで「スペシウム光線」を放たない。
なぜなんだ！
なぜなんだウルトラマン！！
僕はその答えを
55年の時を経て見つけた。
ウルトラマンは恐らくとても優しい。
だってM78星雲「光の国」の宇宙人であるウルトラマ
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